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William Hague shouldn’t hide his baseball cap fetish. The great Athenian Pericles always wore a helmet because of his onion shaped cranium. # 2010/09/03

My greyhound coach with wifi london to southampton cost less than my sandwich ……. # 2010/09/03

@Noworrycurry I am off tomorrow – will miss the company of my post-imperialists. # 2010/09/02

Off to lecture on the high seas – cue food glorious food (yes its a cruise!) # 2010/09/02

#newsnight So who where the lucky 8 invited to John Prescott’s inaugural dinner? I thought he was about to swing for that pretty blonde…. # 2010/09/01

In a hotel room alone with no poltical literature. Was Willy’s twin room a practise run for the cuts? Maybe he was trying to share our pain! # 2010/09/01

I’ve been tweeting 8 months and I still don’t understand what a list is for.Apparently I have 9?(PS even the baby didn’t eat my banana cake) # 2010/08/30

Does the free concept behind a bank holiday apply if you have a two year old ….about to make a banana cake …. Nuff said # 2010/08/30

@shanegreer reading! Its 1am! Relax and reflect in your radio magic….. # 2010/08/27

Just been in the creative booth at the R5 where the ebullient Nihal was sitting in for Nolan….and I’ve earned my w/e whisky….. # 2010/08/27